Cork Propaganda Department
Car Brain
Symptoms include: driving one block to the grocery store, idling your engine in a parking lot for no reason, and believing bike lanes are a personal parking space.
Why Impactful Propaganda Matters
Imagine a world where your mind effortlessly aligns with your desires and goals. Welcome to Propaganda, a service that transforms your brain waves for endless possibilities. Designed for those who value personal space and mental clarity, Propaganda uses Cork Craic technology to harmonize your brain waves, creating mental bliss and focus. Users report life-changing transformations, from car-owners to bus enthusiast. Embrace Propaganda and redefine your mental spectrum for a sharper kung-fu-like mind.
Remember:
- Propaganda works both ways
- From clown to secretary
- The future is bright: We will be less and automate everything.